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shannomsnowing: My friend Nihal submitted a picture of Aziz...

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 19:03:48 -0500

My friend Nihal submitted a picture of Aziz Ansari for his senior picture.

lucymcclane: “So you’re telling me it’s too soon to even have...

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 22:46:25 -0500

“So you’re telling me it’s too soon to even have a conversation about it? You’re telling me that to dicuss the epidemic of gun violence in this country… for that, there is a waiting period? Yeah, I guess you’d hate to go into a conversation about guns all hot-headed, and say something impulsively you’ll never be able to take back. Look: this is the time to talk about all of it. Everything should be on the table. Anything that could possibly help mitigate these terrible events. I’m not even saying gun control would do it, I’m just saying it’s got to be part of the conversation.”

— Jon Stewart on the Aurora shooting in July 2012

If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you...

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 22:39:31 -0500

If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals are stupid/etc.

Then just walk away.

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Thu, 13 Dec 2012 00:24:55 -0500

Friend.

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 21:40:00 -0500

Even though I’ve known you most of my life, you’re not really my friend. Maybe you’re too selfish to even be a friend - beyond the superficial version of the word.

Sometimes, I can’t even stand you, because you get to injure me and act like we’re still close.

I may not be the most confident, self-assured person in the world, but I still respect myself enough to say… you are not really my friend.

So, today. You need to fuck off.

gokuma:

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 20:50:51 -0500

gokuma:

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Thu, 08 Nov 2012 20:40:07 -0500

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Sat, 03 Nov 2012 23:44:17 -0400

vondell-swain-scary: mightyboy7: remember when nickelodeon...

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 00:58:52 -0400

vondell-swain-scary:

mightyboy7:

remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes

OH MY GOD IM LAUGHING SO HARD

spytap: okaysizedbangtheory: aquaman that is bullshit and you...

Tue, 23 Oct 2012 20:25:57 -0400

spytap:

okaysizedbangtheory:

aquaman that is bullshit and you know it

Go home Aquaman, you are drunk.

thedailywhat: Candy Corn On The Cob of the Day: The cob being a...

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 15:07:36 -0400

thedailywhat:

Candy Corn On The Cob of the Day: The cob being a roll of cookie dough, obvs.

[cosbysweaters]

My god…

Omgah, wut.

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:58:16 -0400

Omgah, wut.

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Tue, 09 Oct 2012 23:32:12 -0400

untaggedthoughts: I had a dream my life would beSo different...

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 00:42:02 -0400

untaggedthoughts:

I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I’m living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed.

"Let me tell you something about Mitt Romney. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right?..."

Fri, 05 Oct 2012 21:15:34 -0400

“Let me tell you something about Mitt Romney. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in 8th grade, I started hanging out with the current President Obama who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to DC, and Mitt was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to listen to Obama speak, he’d be like, ‘Why didn’t you support my idea?’ And I’d be like, ‘Why are you so ignorant of America’s needs?’ So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Democrats pool party, I was like, ‘Mitt, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a Republican.’ I mean I couldn’t have a Republican at my party. There were going to be Democrats there with their human rights. I mean, right? He was a REPUBLICAN. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so ridiculous. And then he dropped out of politics because no one would talk to him, and came back in the fall for the presidential election, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s trying to make airplane windows roll down.”

- Shannon Fiske, Fordham University (via blua)

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Fri, 05 Oct 2012 01:11:42 -0400

thedailywhat: Deliciously Dark Kenneth Parcell of the Day: The...

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 22:56:34 -0400

thedailywhat:

Deliciously Dark Kenneth Parcell of the Day: The final season of 30 Rock kicks off tonight.

Behold this just-in-time supercut of Kenneth Parcell’s darkest moments.

[flavorwire]

"You might not be ready for diplomacy with Beijing if you can’t visit the Olympics without insulting..."

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 23:03:40 -0400

“You might not be ready for diplomacy with Beijing if you can’t visit the Olympics without insulting our closest ally.”

- President Barack Obama

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Sat, 28 Apr 2012 12:39:26 -0400

Did you know Neil Degrasse Tyson went to UT?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 15:29:00 -0400

Did you know Neil Degrasse Tyson went to UT?