polkadonts.

shannomsnowing:

My friend Nihal submitted a picture of Aziz Ansari for his senior picture.

lucymcclane:

“So you’re telling me it’s too soon to even have a conversation about it? You’re telling me that to dicuss the epidemic of gun violence in this country… for that, there is a waiting period? Yeah, I guess you’d hate to go into a conversation about guns all hot-headed, and say something impulsively you’ll never be able to take back. Look: this is the time to talk about all of it. Everything should be on the table. Anything that could possibly help mitigate these terrible events. I’m not even saying gun control would do it, I’m just saying it’s got to be part of the conversation.”

— Jon Stewart on the Aurora shooting in July 2012

(Source: inthiswilderness)

If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals are stupid/etc.

Then just walk away.

Friend.

Even though I’ve known you most of my life, you’re not really my friend. Maybe you’re too selfish to even be a friend - beyond the superficial version of the word.

Sometimes, I can’t even stand you, because you get to injure me and act like we’re still close.

I may not be the most confident, self-assured person in the world, but I still respect myself enough to say… you are not really my friend.

So, today. You need to fuck off.

gokuma:

(Source: current)

(Source: satanxmay)

vondell-swain-scary:

mightyboy7:

remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes

OH MY GOD IM LAUGHING SO HARD

spytap:

okaysizedbangtheory:

aquaman that is bullshit and you know it

Go home Aquaman, you are drunk.